Perry o'neil - wrong bet - Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2018 Ready-To-Wear show.

Demetris Stylianou, Wandies: These sporting achievements founder in comparison to the exceptional cycling abilities of Demi, whom, in spectacular style, has attempted to traverse even the toughest of terrains, that of the Fez dancefloor.

I’m slightly sad Charizard didn’t choose Samus’ slit… His potent sperm would be more than enough to knock her up! Imagine that; professional bounty hunter Samus Aran being turned into nothing but a Pokemon breeding slave, just for Charizard… Even better? If it were the THICC Charizard from Zonkpunch’s latest animation…

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